jinsaidgayrights:

beauty products being marketed as ’be your natural you’ is literally evil

(via unimportant-ramblings)

whyisntketchupasmoothie:

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE PEOPLE

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whatwouldjessusdo:

angel-starbeam:

web-s:

tomftholland:

cockyhorror:

kinktendo-shamecube:

kinktendo-shamecube:

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

Originally posted by mansplainedmarxist

also

This will never get old.

Originally posted by chiekuchiki

Kinda works

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wishingformemoria:

wishingformemoria:

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

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alicenmaryjane2016:

(via crowleytm)

yung–queens:

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

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wholeheartedsuggestions:

i just want to stay up texting you until who knows when. i want to call you with good news and bad news, to see new places with you, to kiss you during movies, to fall asleep in your arms, to hold you when you cry, to be able to tell you i love you whenever i want, to take pictures of you genuinely smiling, to be your favorite person, to promise you forever and keep that promise.

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africanaquarian:

Oh wow Christmas is next Tuesday? I think this is the least I’ve cared about it my whole life

(via sammysdeano)

virgoboy:

tumblr is like are you SURE you want to look at this blog you’ve followed for 4 years it contains adult content now

(via madkingcrowley)

apostaterevolutionary:

Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again

(via sammysdeano)

wholeheartedsuggestions:

low key crushing on you.

high key want to see your smile again.

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